Whimsical Wine Admirer Mugs

Wine Lady

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

A feast in a hospital bed.

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

'House red please.'

'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.'

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

'How wonderful, I've always wanted to meet a connoisseur of wines costing under £4.99 a bottle.'

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

Angelic Wine

'How did I fill all this in for only $75.00? Easy, I only collect corked wines.'

Swine List

"What wine would you recommend to go with male chauvinist pork?"

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

'If the pesticides, herbicides and fungicides keep us from selling this as wine, how about we go into the nightlight business?'

'Of course you feel unwell. You have too much blood in your alcohol stream!'

'The art is only so-so, but the California white wine is quite acceptable.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great wines for under $5.00 a bottle.'

Wine Tango

"Dinner is poured."

'Wine for Left-Handed Women from North Phoenix, Who Wear Glasses and Like Cats? Sorry, we only have from South Phoenix.'

"Wine with dinner tonight, Tom - and it's locally sourced!"

Mom wine tasting