Whimsical Whiskers Pillows

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Jack in the Box

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Wedding Chefs

Possums that ski.

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"You're amazing!"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

Cats the musical

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

Christmas Hat Tree

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

'It's just that when I said 'I wish I was a babe magnet'...'

'It's an improvement, Wally, but I still won't marry you.'

Adam was convinced that if he self identified as a cat he would have cat-like reflexes.

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

"Why can't she ask for something realistic...? Like a pony, or a puppy, or a unicorn...?"

'Eat your heart out, Firefly! -- I've got sneakers that light up!'

Kitten is playing in a mountain of toilet paper 'What part of the word 'kitten' do you people not understand?'

"Keeping busy is central to my life. I spend every waking moment power napping."

Do I a-mews-you?

"Tinkles you are my bestest buddy!"

"As soon as vacation's over, off it comes."

Dog and Flea Circus

Cat Trophies

'Grandchildren visiting again, eh?'

Cut out and keep your own Dishwasher.

Rabbit heading to the bunny slopes

I Love Cats/I Love Cat Lovers.