Whimsical Wedding Enthusiasts Prints

A bride and groom riding a giant fish

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Just married.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

When Female Leopards Marry.

"To begin with, he ate most of the wedding cake..."

'Yes he WILL do all that - I'll see to it!'

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

Hen do!

'...and I promise to love, honor, and take this man for granted until death do we part.'

'Yeah, yeah, could we move on, please? I already read him his rights.'

'Any objections to this marriage should text me now or forever hold his tweet.'

'Is the divorce pool still open?'

'Are we breaking up so soon?'

'We'd like to report a missing parson.'

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

Knife splits newly weds on wedding cake

A bride and groom surrounded by cats