Whimsical Wedding Enthusiasts Prints

A bride and groom riding a giant fish

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

Just married.

"To begin with, he ate most of the wedding cake..."

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

When Female Leopards Marry.

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

'Yes he WILL do all that - I'll see to it!'

Hen do!

'...and I promise to love, honor, and take this man for granted until death do we part.'

"And so, by the ventriloquism powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife."

'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'

'Is the divorce pool still open?'

'We'd like to report a missing parson.'

'Are we breaking up so soon?'

Knife splits newly weds on wedding cake

'Any objections to this marriage should text me now or forever hold his tweet.'

'No, I'm not married: For some reason, a human has put this ring on me...'

'Yeah, yeah, could we move on, please? I already read him his rights.'