Whimsical Treasure Hunter Gifts

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Pirate

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Archaeologists discover a football

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'It's a treasure map.'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"