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Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Mixed Doubles.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Rocking Horse

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Teddy and friends.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"