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'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

The Artist

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Yes, one is a dog."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Scuba cow"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Selfie Stick

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Fishing for Birds

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

A man rakes a tree

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"