Whimsical Survivalist Mugs

'Billy, no offense, but i'm tired of playing bumper rafts.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Right here's fine."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Trojan Hurdler.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Teddy Bear

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Woman throwing giant pot.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Drawing on an island.

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

The ambush.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'You are here' sign on desert island.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'

Bungee sodbustin'

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."

God perfects his turkey design.

Cat chess