Whimsical Setting Lovers Gifts

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

The worm that churned!

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"Look! A sushi bar!"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"Six down, three to go!!"

Bird plucking a cello

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Banana

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'My biological clock finally went off.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Take us to your feeder."

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

Giant cat at school open night.

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

"I can't read anything right now. We have to wait a bit: Your palm is all wrinkled..."

'I should warn you - he's quite a badly damaged individual.'

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

"Naturally curly hair."

"I'll cover for you while you're sick, but I'm not wearing this!"