Whimsical Setting Lovers Gifts

Ok, ok, you can camp in the yard tonight.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

The worm that churned!

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"Look! A sushi bar!"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"Six down, three to go!!"

Banana

Bird plucking a cello

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'My biological clock finally went off.'

Witch's child wants to ride mechanical broom.

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"Take us to your feeder."

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

"I can't read anything right now. We have to wait a bit: Your palm is all wrinkled..."

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

'I should warn you - he's quite a badly damaged individual.'

Giant cat at school open night.

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

"Naturally curly hair."

clown trophies