Whimsical Questioner T-Shirts

"So, whatcha doing Tinkles?!"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Little help?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Spring Training

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Yes, one is a dog."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Scuba cow"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

A man rakes a tree

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Fishing for Birds

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot