Whimsical Parents T-Shirts

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Empty Nest.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Are we there yet?'

Baby Hairstyles.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

"It's only the wind."

"Jim was a model Dad".

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

'Monster mobiles.'

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Non-working dog, please help

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

The cost of bringing up children soars to more than £140,000.

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.