Whimsical Health Analyst Mugs

Mother and Daughter.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Mother Duck.

Let's skip to dessert

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

'What can you give me for my liver?' 'A pound of onions!'

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

With a hindsight exam result of 20/40, Harold hoped the new monocle would be less irritating than the last one.

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

A king and queen playing badminton while being held up by their servants in litters.

A fish takes a selfie on land.

I see the Christmas shift has taken over nice and smoothly again.

Vending Machine in Alternative Medicine Clinic

"We don't need menus. Just pick the healthiest dish you have and give it to us deep fried."

"Your disease appears to be drug resistant, so let's see how it responds to intensive billing."

"It's nothing to be concerned about...a lot of people have issues with wheat products!"

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

"I'm sorry my Boy, but you're just not built for a career in Law"

The Un-healthy Supermarket

"Belly Button Research Council"

Day 16,219: Acupuncture still not working on butterflies

"Hang on! - How many units is in that...??"