Whimsical Golf Adventurer Pillows

Practical Yolkers.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Right here's fine."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Teddy Bear

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Soap recovery Ship in bath

The ambush.

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Bungee sodbustin'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Many clowns in rowboat

An owl searches for a pussycat.

No caption (Two couples float down a river, each in boats shaped like animals. One boat is in the shape of a swan, the other is in the shape of an alligator floating below the surface of the water).

Little Submarines

Miniature Golf.

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.

'Putter'.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'