Whimsical Golf Adventurer Pillows

Practical Yolkers.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Right here's fine."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Teddy Bear

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

The ambush.

Bungee sodbustin'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Miniature Golf.

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

Many clowns in rowboat

Little Submarines

An owl searches for a pussycat.

'Putter'.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song