Golf Adventurer Pillows

'...I've gotta get out of here. My boss thinks I'm meeting with clients, so I don't need any media attention.'

"Take it easy Dave. It's just a mirage!"

Golfing across the islands.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

The rocket powered skiier

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Extreme Bungy

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Football

I think you're ace

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Snooker Golf.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'