Whimsical Garden Adventurers Gifts

"Samaritans? Do you have a gardening section?"

Late BroomStick

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Right here's fine."

"Recalculating route..."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

The Phantom Of The Garden

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

Teddy Bear

Tunnel of Infatuation

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

The ambush.

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

Bungee sodbustin'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.