Whimsical Economics Enthusiasts Mugs

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Beware of stimulus plans.

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

'The increased child tax credit is supposed to stimulate the economy...so how about a raise in my allowance?'

Masochism for stockholders.

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

'I see you meeting a man who can borrow at well below prime.'

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

Adam Smith

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)