Whimsical Contraption Admirers T-Shirts

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"Well, that one got away."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Apple Pie Abduction

The Main Types of Cheese

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Cat eats date.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Beware of the Cat.

Mouse with a cat cake.

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Mephistopheles

The Cow-Butt Frog.

Air Footer

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Goalkeeping Dog

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."

Man patents device, combination of beer automat and urinal

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

Dog and frog playing football.

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

The Toilet Bike.

Absurd flying machine

Absurd multi-propulsion vehicle

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

Absurd snow clearing machine

'There's not a lot I can do for you.'

Penikan.