Whicker's World Admirer Prints

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Cat Reunion

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"I hate it..."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Spring Chicken"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

Mermaids

"Why so sad, Pal?"

They say I get 152 channels.

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

"Can you believe it? He's a hunter-gatherer AND artist."

Long-range planning

"You have to admire their ingenuity at least -- They're burying their apple cores."

'Cover me whilst I cross the road...'

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

The beginning of the end of the world...

'What a hunk!'