World Admirer Prints

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

The tooth fairy.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Birds Following Witch.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Devi's brew?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Ta Da!...

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"So, how's your other half?"

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

David Blaine, Age 60

Sun Worshipers

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'What's your poison?'

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'