World Admirer Prints

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

The tooth fairy.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Birds Following Witch.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Devi's brew?"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Ta Da!...

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"So, how's your other half?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

David Blaine, Age 60

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Sun Worshipers

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'What's your poison?'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."