Wheel Fan T-Shirts

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Penguin Remote

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Stone henge swing.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

Running out of Gas.

Networking

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

A Cumulonim-bus

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I believe you were first.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

People who understand Venn diagrams

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Skis with stabilisers.

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head

Trainspotters.

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

Sprinting speeding ticket