Wheel Fan Prints

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Penguin Remote

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Stone henge swing.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

Running out of Gas.

Networking

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

A Cumulonim-bus

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I believe you were first.'

People who understand Venn diagrams

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

The Race

Angry pensioner

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Skis with stabilisers.

"Did you not hear me when I said I wanted a colonial?"

Cylinder Head

Trainspotters.

Sprinting speeding ticket

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'