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Captain Ahab chases a protester.

"Step right up and save a baby whale's life."

Save the Whales

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

'Ok, we've saved the whales. Now what?'

"So you saved the whales. Get a life!"

'Never mind me, save the whales'

Save The Whales

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Baby on board.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Sperm Whale.

Japanese Whaling

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Wrong leadership.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'No surf?'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Save the river.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"