Whale Warrior T-Shirts

Captain Ahab chases a protester.

"Step right up and save a baby whale's life."

Save the Whales

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

'Ok, we've saved the whales. Now what?'

"So you saved the whales. Get a life!"

Save The Whales

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Japanese Whaling

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Wrong leadership.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'No surf?'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Save the river.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Ski Surfing