Whale Of A Time Fans Mugs

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Sperm Whale.

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Whale Romance

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"They migrate here each summer."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

Moby Dickwad

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.