Whale Of A Time Fans Mugs

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Japanese Whaling

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'I win!'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Whale Romance

"They migrate here each summer."

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Moby Dickwad

'Not whale stew again.'

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."