Whale Conservation Gifts

'No oil, no whales, no help.'

Closing Laugh: Save the Whale Fund - Gone Fishing

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Save the Whale.

A whaling ship has a fresh kill and the blood spills into the ship's wake forming the Japanese flag

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Polluted geese

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

The interested bystanders.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Tallyho!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Beaver tower

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Zoo: No Hunting.

Save the unicorn.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'