Whale Conservation Gifts

'No oil, no whales, no help.'

Closing Laugh: Save the Whale Fund - Gone Fishing

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Save the Whale.

A whaling ship has a fresh kill and the blood spills into the ship's wake forming the Japanese flag

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Polluted geese

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

The interested bystanders.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Tallyho!"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Zoo: No Hunting.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Save the unicorn.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."