Western Philosophy Mugs

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Skate or die."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Draw!

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Herb's from Texas."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'