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"Buckled up for safety, Slim?"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Young Gums

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Sea Horse outside saloon

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'Suzy, I hate to break the news to you like this, but there's a good reason why your new boyfriend doesn't fit in amongst the townsfolk too well...Yes Suzy. He's a Notorious Outlier.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

Cowboy Acupuncture

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

"The Vesparados"

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."