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"Buckled up for safety, Slim?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Young Gums

Draw!

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

'Suzy, I hate to break the news to you like this, but there's a good reason why your new boyfriend doesn't fit in amongst the townsfolk too well...Yes Suzy. He's a Notorious Outlier.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

Cowboy Acupuncture

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

"The Vesparados"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'