Western Movie Lover Prints

Environmental Scientists in the Wild West.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Why you should never look a gift horse in the mouth.

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

"Murder, arson...it's time you came in for councelling like a man Black Bob."

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

'Chief, the pale-face wants you to listen to his latest album of industrial goth metal.'

Subject: Following up on whether this town is big enough for the two of us.

"A Texas two-step, then turn and shoot. Agreed?"

The Cone Ranger

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

"It was owned by a little old lady who only used it to ride off into the sunset."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you suck at poker!'

'Whew! I need to lay off the peacepipe!'

"Hey, Angel of Death! I'd like to see just how fast you really are!"

"I'd like a trigger warning."

"Like a grind stone cowboy!"

'Sheriff Warren instantly recognized the lone stranger, it was the infamous....Billy The Kidney.'

Cacti that hold up their 'arms' when a gun is pointed at them.

'Irony or non-irony?'

"They're screening a Clint Eastwood season."

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Howdy, pardner. New in town?'

Cowboy Horses

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

'Jack, this urine sample tells me that you've been out in the desert too long.'

The poker stakes were getting higher, suddenly, to everyone's surprise, Big Jake decided to fold.

"Could I ask you two to move closer together?"

The Whip Hand

"I said this next number is a sing-along."

"Hang on, I think they're just aiming for our hats."