Western Cinema Lover Prints

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Don't look now, but the Government is here to help us again.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Nun Fight.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

'Mama! Aliens.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"They don't make good husbands. They roam."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Domestic Pardners

"El muy mal perro"