Western Duel Aficionado Prints

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Dawing your Cellphone

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Skate or die."

Artists of the wild west.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Duel in a wheelchair.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."