Western Dreamer Mugs

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

A cowboy sings a lullaby to his cows to get them to sleep.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

This was the life the young cowboy had dreamed of! Where else could you find people out in the sun with no regard for sunscreen?! Yes THIS, was the WILD WEST!

(Camel paintings)

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Tourists in Egypt

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

A Tumble Cow

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)