Welsh Speaker Pillows

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Diolch

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Gareth Bale

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Dylan Thomas

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

". . . and in the immortal words of the man on our nameplate, 'In this world, nothing is certain but death.'"

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

Rob Brydon.

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

'Nervous about this morning's presentation?'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

Welsh Lady

"To set the proper mood, you will now hear Winston Churchill's immortal 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' speech."

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

"That concludes my presentation. I'll now open this up for some answers."

Vicar losing his place in the sermon.

"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."

Child dressed as a daffodil.

'He says he comes from a planet the size of Wales, dear.'

'. . . however, in the brand-new global ball-game of macro-economics we blah blah blather blah. . .'

Welsh cheese

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