Wellness Wits Pillows

Bring a touch of humor and serenity to any space with our wellness wits pillows. These cozy, amusing accents are ideal for lounge areas or bedroom retreats dedicated to self-care and good vibes.

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'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.' mockup

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

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A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout' mockup

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

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'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.' mockup

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

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"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief." mockup

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

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Self help acupuncture

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"Do you guys serve beer?"

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"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night" mockup

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

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You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe mockup

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

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Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic. mockup

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

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'Well, well, well...'

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"Your contents have shifted."

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Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy. mockup

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

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'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!' mockup

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

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'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!" mockup

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

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Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients mockup

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

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'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.' mockup

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

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'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.' mockup

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

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"Try thinking about something else." mockup

"Try thinking about something else."

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'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.' mockup

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps." mockup

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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Yoga Xmas Decorations

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Self-esteem room

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"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

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Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter." mockup

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

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Unguided imagery

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Critisize your weight.

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'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.' mockup

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

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'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?' mockup

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

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"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle." mockup

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

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Emergency numbers on a telephone. mockup

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

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"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'." mockup

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

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Wellness Wits Pillows Collection

Wellness Wits Mugs

Explore our full range of wellness wits mugs and start each day with humor and a positive mindset—that’s self-care made fun.

Wellness Wits Prints

Express your positive vibe with our wellness wits prints—perfect for inspiring your home or office with a bit of humor and mindfulness.

Wellness Wits T-Shirts

Looking for wearable humor? Our collection of wellness wits t-shirts combines comfort with clever messages to keep your spirits high and your style on point.