Wellness Program Critic Mugs

Start their day with a laugh—our witty mugs are perfect for wellness program critics who love a clever quip about health trends.

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'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.' mockup

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

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"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow." mockup

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

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Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy. mockup

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

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Unguided imagery

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Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept mockup

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

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"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise." mockup

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

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"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!" mockup

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

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'When are you going to learn to relax?' mockup

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

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Final words on gravestones.

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Mental health

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"Here they come: Detox and Botox." mockup

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

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"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening." mockup

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

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Peace. Love. Light

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'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!' mockup

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

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Pay Hospital Bill Here.

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'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.' mockup

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

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'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?' mockup

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

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"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant" mockup

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

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'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.' mockup

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

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Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

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Take a pill so you won't be one.

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Card: Get Human Soon!

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"Ready to head back?"

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'Extreme acupuncture.'

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"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon." mockup

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

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'I like this new alcohol labelling.' mockup

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

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Toilet roll beauty tips.

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"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..." mockup

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

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'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'

'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.' mockup

'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'

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No use being self-conscious

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“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.” mockup

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

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'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.' mockup

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

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'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!' mockup

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'

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"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."

"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling." mockup

"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."

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Man exiting store: 'Since I've been taking the bee pollen, I've been stopping to smell the roses more often.'

Man exiting store: 'Since I've been taking the bee pollen, I've been stopping to smell the roses more often.' mockup

Man exiting store: 'Since I've been taking the bee pollen, I've been stopping to smell the roses more often.'

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Wellness Program Critic Mugs Collection

Wellness Program Critic Pillows

Check out our pillows with humorous takes on wellness critiques—comfortable, funny, and ruggedly honest.

Wellness Program Critic Prints

View our prints that funny-fy wellness programs—ideal for adding a humorous touch to their home or office.

Wellness Program Critic T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts for the health-conscious skeptic—fun, witty, and perfect for making a statement about wellness trends.