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'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Pre-Old Blues

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

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"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

Privatisation of the NHS

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Breaking Through

Just Another Sloe News Day

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Social security.

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Piggy bank...cash cow.

Captain Thomas Coram.

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'