Welfare Reformer Gifts

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"See. . .? We did do something."

Bring flag factories back to America.

Bureau of Power to the People

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'It's a silent protest.'

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

Crossing USA Mexico Border

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

Social security.

Merkel's shadow.

"The minimum wage is frozen to give the working poor the chance to aspire to a working wage.

A smoking gun emitting a pool of green slime

Sick America

Balancing budget on the backs of women.

Supreme court chairs with IV bags