Weightlifting Witticist Mugs

'I got it from one of those home shopping shows. You're guaranteed to burn twice as many calories as your meal contains.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Shakespeare in the clink

"How much could your mother bench?"

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Body Building Mishap

'Keep fit.'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"Any other strengths?"

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

Balloons On Barbell.

'Here's the REAL secret to our lean, meaty turkeys!'

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Weigh station

Bible Weights

The Trim Reaper

Working Out

"You exercise too much."

Bench Press you!

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine

Gym. Want to do another circuit? No, I think I blew a fuse.

'He's the strong silent type.'