Weightlifting Witticist Mugs

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Shakespeare in the clink

"How much could your mother bench?"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"Any other strengths?"

'Keep fit.'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Body Building Mishap

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

Balloons On Barbell.

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

Weigh station

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

Bible Weights

The Trim Reaper

Working Out

"You exercise too much."

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine

Bench Press you!

'He's the strong silent type.'