Weightlifting Wonderer Mugs

"I used to keep my gym fastened to a wall in my apartment, but now I carry it with me wherever I go!"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Shakespeare in the clink

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Dog Weightlifting

Body Building Mishap

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"Any other strengths?"

Brawnstorming session.