Weight Management Worrier Prints

"Every year it's the same old thing. Another pair of socks and another double chin."

Secretive Weigh In.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Valleyview diet clinic

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Scales

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"You won’t need refills."

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

No, you don't need to be "gluten-free." I said "glutton-free"!

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Unfortunately my weight is like the stock market. In the short run it goes up and down, but over the long term in keeps reaching new heights.

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."