Weight Management Warrior Prints

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'I've been retaining water lately.'

'I think my gastric band's too tight.'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

Weight Watchers

'You need to go on a crash diet!'. 'They don't work for me-- I tried one yesterday.'

Honest weight and the not so honest weight.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"I think you've got a bad case of 'yo-yo dieting.'"

Slim Shadow

Weight Watchers 'Rona Routines: Flatten the Curves

"They say 'grazing' is healthier than eating 3 large meals. . . if that's true, why are we so @%&! FAT?!"

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

"And that's where you'll stay until you apologise!"

Genie.

Diet Tip No. 14325: Take Time to enjoy your food

I'm retaining air.

"Would you like to supersize that?"

'I'm prescribing magnets for your weight-loss program. They'll keep this on your refrigerator door.'

Lady substitutes picture on scale for herself...

The gastric bands seem to be working

Talking Scales. Housewares. Sale. I used to have a talking scale, but every time I stepped on it, it couldn't get enough breath to speak.

My diet is working! I'm almost down to what I didn't want to get up to!

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

To do before Saturday...

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."