Weight Management Supporter Prints

Same Planet, Different Worlds.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Valleyview diet clinic

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Battery lifting weights

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Scales

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"You won’t need refills."

'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

Nutritional Supplements.

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

No, you don't need to be "gluten-free." I said "glutton-free"!

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'