Weight Management Jokester Mugs

"I'm having you fitted with a monitoring device that will help reduce blood glucose during meals by automatically signaling the brain to reduce food absorption. It's called a belt."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

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"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

Weight Gain Denial

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

"Sometimes a tightness in the chest can be a sign of high blood pressure. In your husband's case, however, I just loosened his belt a little."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'It's a middle-age spread spread.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

"Is it working?"

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"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

"Easy on the carbs, Carl."

'Step One...a pie chart is not dessert.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'Live there? I might as well wear it on my hips!'