Weight-loss Aficionado Prints

"At this point in your career, your only hope is to get fat, lose weight, and endorse a weight-loss program."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

Fat man on scales.

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

Step aerobics

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"I would kill for your metabolism."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ