Weigh-in Wonder Prints

"See? The good still outweighs the bad."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Secretive Weigh In.

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Dieting Motivation.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"Oh come on!... How can I only have lost two ounces?!"

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

Dessert Storm Veteran

Weigh station

'Wait! Let me clip my nails first.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Instagram!!!

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Just a few pumps more...!"

How much did you lose on your 14 day diet?

'We feel that as it matures, it will start yielding higher denominations.'

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

Woman weighs herself on scales, holding helium balloons.

'It took a lot of willpower but I finally gave up dieting.'

'I have to go on a diet. Evidently the best things in life aren't fat free!!'

Shame on You.

FOOD TENDED TO GO DIRECTLY TO EMILY'S EARS....

Time Scales

'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'