Weekend Warrior Of The Greens Pillows

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Friday

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Circus Act

Getting through the week.

Non-Jet Lag.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

The Walk of Shame

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast