Casual Weekend Warrior Pillows

Yeah, I'm totally snowed in. I can't even get to my car... - 'Yeah, the ice hasn't quite thawed yet. Safer to stay where I am...' - 'Listen, it's virtually the weekend...' -

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Friday

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Circus Act

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Getting through the week.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

The Walk of Shame

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."