Lazy Weekend Warrior Pillows

The Apathy TV Channel

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Lazy Octopus

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

American Idle.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Friday

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Cat and mouse

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Circus Act

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"