Lazy Weekend Warrior Pillows

The Apathy TV Channel

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Lazy Octopus

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Cat and mouse

Friday

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

A DIY disaster.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

Catatonic

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Circus Act

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.