Weekend Rebel T-Shirts

"He searches for silver at the weekends to bring down western capitalism."

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Food waste with recycling symbol

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Circus Act

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Getting through the week.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."