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'A 14-day diet? -- don't you have one with weekends off?'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Gulliver's other travels.

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

No early morning tea past this landing

Relaxing on a sofa

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"Now, before we go, does anyone have to empty their cache?"

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

Magestically Marble Hill

"First camping trip, Billy?"

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

'Don't worry, I'll keep my eye on the place.'

'Something for the weekend?Not with this haircut!'