Weekend Games Mugs

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Clubbing

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Thank God It's Friday.

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

White Wine Wisdom (2)

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"OK, honey, if I make this one, we blow off Delia's recital."

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'T.S.I.F.'

"How'd it happen?

"At least you made it into the hallway."