Weekend Recovery Mugs

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

A DIY disaster.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Circus Act

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Getting through the week.

Non-Jet Lag.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Have a good weekend!"