Weekend Carpenter Pillows

"You sure there wasn't a floor model"

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Friday

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Circus Act

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Monday around 9PM.

The Walk of Shame